Yourself & Guns

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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Guest » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:10 pm

Major wrote:
Guest wrote:
Major wrote:
guest wrote:
Major wrote:Read the actual words I scribe in context, you CRAFTY oxygen thief sh**stirring troll.


That is what you are..just add nasty racist and homophobic cunt as well. :hand:


Why thank you guest white feather, you make me so proud extolling my qualities.
I have crapped bigger and better than you and your ilk.


Your days are numbered starbold, seriously numbered.. :twirl:


Everyones days are numbud, White Feather.

I cannot believe I am still here.

I must admit to missing genuine scumbag Judas types like you who hate this island I luv.



You should learn to love all gods children Starbold, black, brown, disabled, gay. Love makes the world go round and not hate you vile old cunt. :shake head:
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Major » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:24 pm

W A L O Ts you spout.

You can have them.
I do not have a problem with any GENUINE disabled but I do feel sorry for you stuck to your old baff chair clutching your viagra.

I now consider you have absorbed enough punishment, you are now boring me.
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Guest » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:41 pm

Major wrote:W A L O Ts you spout.

You can have them.
I do not have a problem with any GENUINE disabled but I do feel sorry for you stuck to your old baff chair clutching your viagra.

I now consider you have absorbed enough punishment, you are now boring me.


Nothing is more boring than your repetitive threads Starbold. Have you ever considered that your alzheimers might be getting the better of you :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:02 pm

Major wrote:
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Major wrote:Read the actual words I scribe in context, you CRAFTY oxygen thief sh**stirring troll.


That is what you are..just add nasty racist and homophobic cunt as well. :hand:


Why thank you guest white feather, you make me so proud extolling my qualities.
I have crapped bigger and better than you and your ilk.

I've never seen anyone brag that their turds are bigger than everyone else's.
You get weirder by the day :kinell:
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Snookerballs » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:17 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:I've never seen anyone brag that their turds are bigger than everyone else's.
You get weirder by the day :kinell:


I thought Starbolds problems were "P*nis Envy,"

I do not envisage Freud realised that one could suffer from "Turd Envy" as well when he put forward his Psychological findings.Image
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Markey mark » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:04 pm

Major wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Major wrote:
Snookerballs wrote:
Major wrote:If Squirter and Taffy were fish I would hook them every day, I do anyway. lol


Its more of debunking your outrageous and unbelievable claims


You have that mindset because you have led a sheltered life and have not achieved anything learned the workings the world, SB

I totally finished with the army in 93, do you think I am concerned that you do not believe it.
I have led a unusual active life, I boxed for years in the army, I am fit as a fiddle
I have NEVER worked for anyone else but Lizzy, have dome things you could never do.
TWICE maybe THRICE I have given you a clue to my activities/ID since 93 but you have not grasped it.

My main hobby right now is making fieldcraft knives with ALL the money going to my fav charity, I have done a spell where I made country stix for the same charity.
What have you and your ilk ever done apart from forum trolling.

Rest assured SB, you can carry on with your gang mentality of trolling me but you will never shake me.

You did your very best on Cannaddalink asslicking the carpet muncher to get me banned and succeeded, you are on the same tack now, you are predictable, I hope you are proud of your useless self .

Rest assured, I will not tell your secret as to why you were let go by the Fire Service, don't worry.

Peace upon you.

Right we've led sheltered lives but your's has been so exciting as in making knioves and walking sticks.
I think I best go back to bed it's all to much for me.


AND I have made poacher alarms from scrap metal.





Just recently had done some tree work for this chap who a mp , in his garden I notice bird boxes but with the hole on top of the box , I was rattling my brain trying to work out what kind of bird would nest in this box , and basically there’s no bird that would , so I ask the customer what the bird boxes are for , and he explained he’s made a trap to kill squirrels, he was very proud when he said when the squirrel put his head into the hole of the bird box , he made a gillotine device hat cuts the the squirrels head off , and proudly said he had 35 kills over the years
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Dean » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:06 pm

Classic Markey! :pmsl:

Local MP in brutal squirrel beheading frenzy!! :pmsl:
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Markey mark » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:11 pm

Dean wrote:Classic Markey! :pmsl:

Local MP in brutal squirrel beheading frenzy!! :pmsl:



He was really proud of this device he made years ago , I nearly put my fingers in one of these boxes because I could fathom out what birds would nest in such boxes , the customer was a great character
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Dean » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:16 pm

Markey mark wrote:
Dean wrote:Classic Markey! :pmsl:

Local MP in brutal squirrel beheading frenzy!! :pmsl:



He was really proud of this device he made years ago , I nearly put my fingers in one of these boxes because I could fathom out what birds would nest in such boxes , the customer was a great character


Lovely bloke I’m sure. To be fair I’ve never met a bad bloke that chops the heads off squirrels, always a fun chap...
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Guest » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:42 pm

Markey mark wrote:
Dean wrote:Classic Markey! :pmsl:

Local MP in brutal squirrel beheading frenzy!! :pmsl:



He was really proud of this device he made years ago , I nearly put my fingers in one of these boxes because I could fathom out what birds would nest in such boxes , the customer was a great character


Shoulda put yer dick in it, that's probably the closest you'd be to nesting in a bird's box. :haha:
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Gabby » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:52 pm

Guest wrote:
Markey mark wrote:
Dean wrote:Classic Markey! :pmsl:

Local MP in brutal squirrel beheading frenzy!! :pmsl:



He was really proud of this device he made years ago , I nearly put my fingers in one of these boxes because I could fathom out what birds would nest in such boxes , the customer was a great character


Shoulda put yer dick in it, that's probably the closest you'd be to nesting in a bird's box. :haha:


:pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Keyser » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:01 pm

Poca wrote:
Guest wrote:
Markey mark wrote:
Dean wrote:Classic Markey! :pmsl:

Local MP in brutal squirrel beheading frenzy!! :pmsl:



He was really proud of this device he made years ago , I nearly put my fingers in one of these boxes because I could fathom out what birds would nest in such boxes , the customer was a great character


Shoulda put yer dick in it, that's probably the closest you'd be to nesting in a bird's box. :haha:


:pmsl: :pmsl:


I don't understand? :dunno: :shame: :bawlin:
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Gabby » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:02 pm

Keyser wrote:
Poca wrote:
Guest wrote:
Markey mark wrote:
Dean wrote:Classic Markey! :pmsl:

Local MP in brutal squirrel beheading frenzy!! :pmsl:



He was really proud of this device he made years ago , I nearly put my fingers in one of these boxes because I could fathom out what birds would nest in such boxes , the customer was a great character


Shoulda put yer dick in it, that's probably the closest you'd be to nesting in a bird's box. :haha:


:pmsl: :pmsl:


I don't understand? :dunno: :shame: :bawlin:


:laughing: ... read it again... slowly!! :mrgreen:
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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Keyser » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:04 pm

Poca wrote: :laughing: ... read it again... slowly!! :mrgreen:


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Re: Yourself & Guns

Postby Mickyboy » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:42 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:Screw the gun I want one of these:

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I wouldn't mind the tank either...


Sarah Connor looks good these days lol........
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