Smacking To Be Made Illegal In Scotland.

[Thumper]

Big people hitting little people,,, it needs to be banned..

Be quiet. Stumpy.

[Vicky]

[Vicky]

Just shove some haggis in their mouths and make them swallow the crap. That has to be far more effective than smacking their ass.

Good News Dear.

I think America are going to lift their ban on Haggis soon and as soon as they do i'll sent you some over.

From one Rangers fan to another.

How about a spanking instead?

No problem, drop yer troosers.

[Major]

I only had haggis once, twaz revolting, never again but our local Barry the boocha makes exceedingly good faggots.savoury ducks.

[Gabby]

I only had haggis once, twaz revolting, never again but our local Barry the boocha makes exceedingly good faggots.savoury ducks.

I bloody love faggots ...... 'Brains' frozen ones

[Stooo]

I only had haggis once, twaz revolting, never again but our local Barry the boocha makes exceedingly good faggots.savoury ducks.

I bloody love faggots ...... 'Brains' frozen ones

Nah, not my cuppa tea.

[Rolluplostinspace]

I only had haggis once, twaz revolting, never again but our local Barry the boocha makes exceedingly good faggots.savoury ducks.

I bloody love faggots ...... 'Brains' frozen ones

Me too till I met a guy who worked there.
He said they had a song ....
Lips and bums
heart valves and lungs .....
Can't remember the rest but you can imagine.

[Gabby]

I only had haggis once, twaz revolting, never again but our local Barry the boocha makes exceedingly good faggots.savoury ducks.

I bloody love faggots ...... 'Brains' frozen ones

Nah, not my cuppa tea.

I also like haggis.... had it sliced with a breakfast in Edinburgh, was lovely

[Stooo]

I only had haggis once, twaz revolting, never again but our local Barry the boocha makes exceedingly good faggots.savoury ducks.

I bloody love faggots ...... 'Brains' frozen ones

Nah, not my cuppa tea.

I also like haggis.... had it sliced with a breakfast in Edinburgh, was lovely

I liked haggis the one time that I was served it, I wouldn't pick it as a preference though.

[Keyser]

It was normal when I was a kid.

If you were well out of order you got a smacked arse.

Never did me any harm or anyones else I knew for that matter.

There is a massive difference between that and genuine abuse but the distinction seems lost on many people.

Anyway how can you possibly enforce a law like this?

Also if you got into trouble at school you got into bother at home as well - now it's often the teachers who get in difficulty from the parents coming round to have a go for daring to question their entitled little darlings if they act like scumbags.

[wutang]

I was smacked as a child and I turned out alright

[Keyser]

I was smacked as a child and I turned out alright

I thought this was you?

[Lady Murasaki]

I was smacked as a child and I turned out alright

It's probably the reason for so many insecurities/ mental health problems.

[Lady Murasaki]

I think there are two distinct types of smacking, one I can understand, one I can't.

I can understand a parent who does it on the spur of the moment, a wallop for something very naughty or prolonged where they've reached the end of their tether, I can't where a smacking or wallop comes after time passes to consider your reaction, like a sort of ritualised punishment.

I got my fair share of clumps and smacks from my Mum, rarely from my Dad, but it isn't surprising as she had to bring up four boys with two years separating each whilst my Dad spent much of our early years as a night duty copper.

I can honestly say I probably deserved every one of them as did my brothers, but just as honestly can say they were all spur of the moment. Sometimes my Mum would say wait until your father gets home, which did fill us with dread, even though he never once hit us after the fact.

In fact I can only remember him hitting me once, but I was 15 then and fighting with my younger brother, he hit is both once, needless to say we stopped fighting immediately and didn't fight again when he was about.

On reflection we were probably quite old when Mum hit us, around 10 ish, by then we would pretend it hurt, then go to another room or out of sight and giggle and snort to each other. We all love/ loved our Mum and Dad and none of us needed counselling because of being smacked.

A psychiatrist would have a field day with you on the couch.

[Vicky]

I only had haggis once, twaz revolting, never again but our local Barry the boocha makes exceedingly good faggots.savoury ducks.

I bloody love faggots ...... 'Brains' frozen ones

Nah, not my cuppa tea.

I also like haggis.... had it sliced with a breakfast in Edinburgh, was lovely

I liked haggis the one time that I was served it, I wouldn't pick it as a preference though.