What famous people,dead or alive would you invite for a meal

[Lambert]

Kevin Spacey. He's very funny and actually a really good impressionist.
Frankie Boyle, cos he cracks me up.
Isabel Hardman from the Spectator
Andrew Neil
Suzannah Lipscomb, historian
JK Rowling
David Niven
Peter Ustinov, legend

Too many to mention really.

[Niki lauda]

Nicole Scherzinger to ask her what happened with the Hamilton guy

Well, it was reported at the time that it was commitment issues on his part. I actually hope they get back together again.

He's quite an interesting guy, despite the media being against him. She's gone a bit dull, or maybe it's just those awful yoghurt ads that puts me off her.

About as interesting as watching wood warp...both in danger of disappearing up their own arseholes..I'd have thought they were ideally suited,although two egos that big were never gonna find common ground..

[Creamola Foam]

Nicole Scherzinger to ask her what happened with the Hamilton guy

Well, it was reported at the time that it was commitment issues on his part. I actually hope they get back together again.

He's quite an interesting guy, despite the media being against him. She's gone a bit dull, or maybe it's just those awful yoghurt ads that puts me off her.

About as interesting as watching wood warp...both in danger of disappearing up their own arseholes..I'd have thought they were ideally suited,although two egos that big were never gonna find common ground..

yeah cause Rhianna has a small ego