LordRaven wrote:Lady Murasaki wrote:LordRaven wrote:LordRaven wrote:Little boy doing his homework.... "Dad dad, what's the difference between theory and knowledge?"
Dad ..."Well son, go and ask your mother if she's sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid?"
Son..."She said yes dad"
Dad... "Now go and ask your sister if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid?"
Son..."She said yes too dad!"
Dad..."Okay son, now go and ask your elder brother if he'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for a million quid?"
Son..."He said yes too dad"
Dad..."Well there you go son, now you've got your answer."
Son.."Sorry dad, I'm like Aziz, i just don't get it?"
Dad "Well son, in Theory we are now sat on £3Million quid, but really we are sat safely in the knowledge that we live with two slappers and a poof!"
Bumped for the Forum juvenile delinquent so that he might try and grasp reality
But where are the intelligent aliens in that scenario?
It was an attempt to put an end to the incessant childish trolling because there were so many posters interested in this thread until someone opted to go all puerile on us.
Oh, ok.
What if the aliens aren't intelligent?
What if we're the best there is?...scary!