Happy Birthday Major

[Rolluplostinspace]

Birthdays in ones later years are like " Stepping Stones"

... and ever more meaningless.

[Major]

Thank you all,

Good health
Roof over ones head
Good loyal family
Use your brain
Do unto others before they do you
Remember this, when one door closes another one SLAMS

You will survive on this island.

I

[Raggamuffin]

So many miserable men in this thread - and I don't mean the Major.

[Major]

Inadequate lost souls. FG.
Some on all forums aspire to be something which they are not and never will be, it eats into them.

[Stooo]

Inadequate lost souls. FG.
Some on all forums aspire to be something which they are not and never will be, it eats into them.

Do you use a Transit or a horse and cart on your rounds?

What's the going price for lucky heather and pegs?

[Gabby]

So many miserable men in this thread - and I don't mean the Major.

Yep, you’d think they’d all be grateful for reaching thus far!

[Major]

I do not need lucky heather Stooo, I have people seeking me out for a deal, I also know where to sell.
It is very interesting, more of a hobby really.
Regarding the Transit Vans vans, we have 3 new ones which I have not driven or maybe not ever, they are working flat out, double shifts so I am told. .
Sometimes I really need a peg for my nose when a sh--bag appears.
No No No, I do not eat horse.
I still pay income tax
I trust you are well but do wish you did not have such a filthy mouth

[Stooo]

I do not need lucky heather Stooo, I have people seeking me out for a deal, I also know where to sell.
It is very interesting, more of a hobby really.
Regarding the Transit Vans vans, we have 3 new ones which I have not driven or maybe not ever, they are working flat out, double shifts so I am told. .
Sometimes I really need a peg for my nose when a sh--bag appears.
No No No, I do not eat horse.
I still pay income tax
I trust you are well but do wish you did not have such a filthy mouth

Bullshit. I know people who talk like you. Scavengers, scroungers, Pikeys in your own words.

Own it.

[Toke 'n' gesture]

Happy birthday for yesterday Major

[Raggamuffin]

I do not need lucky heather Stooo, I have people seeking me out for a deal, I also know where to sell.
It is very interesting, more of a hobby really.
Regarding the Transit Vans vans, we have 3 new ones which I have not driven or maybe not ever, they are working flat out, double shifts so I am told. .
Sometimes I really need a peg for my nose when a sh--bag appears.
No No No, I do not eat horse.
I still pay income tax
I trust you are well but do wish you did not have such a filthy mouth

Bullshit. I know people who talk like you. Scavengers, scroungers, Pikeys in your own words.

Own it.

Couldn't you just wish him a happy birthday?

[Stooo]

I do not need lucky heather Stooo, I have people seeking me out for a deal, I also know where to sell.
It is very interesting, more of a hobby really.
Regarding the Transit Vans vans, we have 3 new ones which I have not driven or maybe not ever, they are working flat out, double shifts so I am told. .
Sometimes I really need a peg for my nose when a sh--bag appears.
No No No, I do not eat horse.
I still pay income tax
I trust you are well but do wish you did not have such a filthy mouth

Bullshit. I know people who talk like you. Scavengers, scroungers, Pikeys in your own words.

Own it.

Couldn't you just wish him a happy birthday?

Belated?

[Raggamuffin]

I do not need lucky heather Stooo, I have people seeking me out for a deal, I also know where to sell.
It is very interesting, more of a hobby really.
Regarding the Transit Vans vans, we have 3 new ones which I have not driven or maybe not ever, they are working flat out, double shifts so I am told. .
Sometimes I really need a peg for my nose when a sh--bag appears.
No No No, I do not eat horse.
I still pay income tax
I trust you are well but do wish you did not have such a filthy mouth

Bullshit. I know people who talk like you. Scavengers, scroungers, Pikeys in your own words.

Own it.

Couldn't you just wish him a happy birthday?

Belated?

Yes, because you couldn't manage to say it in the first place.

[Stooo]

I do not need lucky heather Stooo, I have people seeking me out for a deal, I also know where to sell.
It is very interesting, more of a hobby really.
Regarding the Transit Vans vans, we have 3 new ones which I have not driven or maybe not ever, they are working flat out, double shifts so I am told. .
Sometimes I really need a peg for my nose when a sh--bag appears.
No No No, I do not eat horse.
I still pay income tax
I trust you are well but do wish you did not have such a filthy mouth

Bullshit. I know people who talk like you. Scavengers, scroungers, Pikeys in your own words.

Own it.

Couldn't you just wish him a happy birthday?

Belated?

Yes, because you couldn't manage to say it in the first place.

Nah, fuck him...

[Raggamuffin]

Nah, fuck him...

Be nice in the Snug.

[Snookerballs]

I consider it " Attention Seeking " coming onto a forum and starting up a thread about ones Birthday expecting to hear every one wishing them Happy Birthday .

These Days I tend to ignore any fuss about Birthdays, just glad thats another year passed and still in good health .