Things Change in Life

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Eyebrows go bushy so need clipping

It's the opposite for me Major - I'm not sure where mine went.

Mine went the same way, I've never been a plucker either as they were always fair, now they are white and nobody can see them at all.

[Major]

Eyesight gets weaker

[Raggamuffin]

Eyesight gets weaker

Cataracts!

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Eyesight gets weaker

I had an eye test last week, my long vision has improved .

[Raggamuffin]

I used to have perfect eye sight, but then I did need reading glasses from the age of about 40. My distance vision is fine in one eye, but I have a cataract in the other eye, so it's blurry. Glasses won't correct that though.

[Major]

Some may need life saving/extending surgery

[common sense]

Eyebrows go bushy so need clipping

Funnily enough, mine are bushy and some long strands. Asked the wife to trim them as am scared of getting the cutter in my eye or something.

[Major]

Eyebrows go bushy so need clipping

Funnily enough, mine are bushy and some long strands. Asked the wife to trim them as am scared of getting the cutter in my eye or something.

Do you not have a STRIMMER ????

[Major]

Glad to go to a podiatrist.

Importing shipments of Viagra from Botswana as SB does.

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Glad to go to a podiatrist.

Importing shipments of Viagra from Botswana as SB does.

What ?
What has viagra got to do with the podiatrists?

[Major]

Money.

My old man and granny always taught me to look after your own first, look after your health and keep a roof over your head.

THEN make as much money as you can, deal in cash where possible invest in property, your money will eventually mean very little to you as you get older but avarice will set in and drive you on which has turned out for me.
While in the army my wife, father and myself manage our estate, I did little then
I do not own the house we live in, I do not own a car.
Today our children already own everything, the entire estate, I am merely a figurehead who lives off his wits/


My point is this, AS YOU GET OLDER IN A LOT OF INSTANCES YOU DO NOT REALLY NEED LOADS OF MONEY.

You become greedy and take it as a CHALLENGE to get more.

Are you now happy that major is spotless????????????????????????????????

[Rolluplostinspace]

I do not own the house we live in, I do not own a car.

Well what a turnaround Maj from being a property owner with a really nice house that you bought and all those top model Range Rovers.
Everyone has been calling bullshit about your stories for years now you just confirmed everyone was right!

[Raggamuffin]

I do not own the house we live in, I do not own a car.

Well what a turnaround Maj from being a property owner with a really nice house that you bought and all those top model Range Rovers.
Everyone has been calling bullshit about your stories for years now you just confirmed everyone was right!

I'm sure he said before that he signed a lot over to his children.

[Major]

Rolly.
I have told you more than ever in this post because I am getting old now and do not give a flying frog.

OUR children own the whole kit and caboodle which means EVERYTHING, have you not yet twigged it????????
They own the businesses ( except my swag), vehicles including heavy plant, domestic and commercial properties

Your main prob Rolly is that you do not read the actual text, you put your own connotations on it.
Now I have given you the lead you are allowed to ask a question

I reckon I have told Rolly too much

BTW FG, you are right as usual

[Major]

Starting to go a bit mutton