Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

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Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Postby common sense » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:26 am

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Dig her up cover her in resin and you have a statue... phone the right group up and they'll come tear it down use the rubble to build a wall job done.



It's a he actually, only 62 when he died, choked to death. He was born there and lived hiss whole life there with his mother so wanted to be buried there.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13784174/ ... ed-garden/
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Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Wed Jan 20, 2021 6:59 pm

common sense wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Dig her up cover her in resin and you have a statue... phone the right group up and they'll come tear it down use the rubble to build a wall job done.



It's a he actually, only 62 when he died, choked to death. He was born there and lived hiss whole life there with his mother so wanted to be buried there.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13784174/ ... ed-garden/

Were they his last words when he was choking?
Bury me in the garden over th......
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Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Postby Gabby » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:12 pm

common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Have you been watching ‘Finding Alice’? :ooer:
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Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Postby Stooo » Wed Jan 20, 2021 7:35 pm

common sense wrote:
Major wrote:You could not legally inter a human body in ones garden



You can if you get permission Major.


You don't need permission but you will need to conduct a survey to ensure that you won't be disturbing the water table. You will need to notify the authorities and register as a cemetery as I have said before. You will also probably need to alter the deeds.
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Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Postby Major » Wed Jan 20, 2021 8:50 pm

Does it count if you strangle your wife first?????????????? :flog: :flog: :flog:
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