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Robin Nesting

Postby Major » Sun May 31, 2020 4:00 pm

I called on a mate earlier, he has a robin nesting in his tractor lawnmower and will not disturb it to mow his LONG grass.

How would you solve the problem????
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Raggamuffin » Sun May 31, 2020 4:52 pm

Leave it alone. I think you have to by law anyway. He can then watch from a distance, which is great!
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Snookerballs » Sun May 31, 2020 5:21 pm

Leave it alone , It is an offence to disturb a birds nest

why didnt he keep the Tractor Mower in a Garage or outhouse

I certainly would not leave mine outside,

Interesting fact next year the Government want to have all domestic Tractor Lawn Mowers insured and if they go on the road they will have to be taxed .

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1246302/Brexit-news-latest-eu-law-motor-insurance-ecj-withdrawal-agreement
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Major » Sun May 31, 2020 6:33 pm

Snookerballs wrote:Leave it alone , It is an offence to disturb a birds nest

why didnt he keep the Tractor Mower in a Garage or outhouse

I certainly would not leave mine outside,

Interesting fact next year the Government want to have all domestic Tractor Lawn Mowers insured and if they go on the road they will have to be taxed .

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1246302/Brexit-news-latest-eu-law-motor-insurance-ecj-withdrawal-agreement


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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Sun May 31, 2020 7:10 pm

He simply has to let the grass grow and enjoy the wildlife.
We have a robin nesting and a blackbird and a starling!
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Bella » Sun May 31, 2020 8:43 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:He simply has to let the grass grow and enjoy the wildlife.
We have a robin nesting and a blackbird and a starling!


I've enjoyed watching the wildlife, we have Blackbird that almost stepped in to the kitchen.

I miss my Albert (Pheasant) and his harem at my late parents house.
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Major » Mon Jun 01, 2020 2:32 pm

How would you say if it were RATZ nesting in your tractor???????????????
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Snookerballs » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:18 pm

Major wrote:How would you say if it were RATZ nesting in your tractor???????????????



Consult the Animal Welfare Act 2006 !

"If suffering is caused which is deemed to be unnecessary , this will constitute an offence under this act " !

P.S you have a problem with your spell checker . :kinell:
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Markey mark » Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:25 pm

Major wrote:How would you say if it were RATZ nesting in your tractor???????????????



Brought a injured rat home once , exwife wasn’t happy , it bite her finger and escape to the kitchen it got behind the heating pipes , and didn’t see it again
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Stooo » Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:02 pm

Markey mark wrote:
Major wrote:How would you say if it were RATZ nesting in your tractor???????????????



Brought a injured rat home once , exwife wasn’t happy , it bite her finger and escape to the kitchen it got behind the heating pipes , and didn’t see it again


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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Markey mark » Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:45 pm

Stooo wrote:
Markey mark wrote:
Major wrote:How would you say if it were RATZ nesting in your tractor???????????????



Brought a injured rat home once , exwife wasn’t happy , it bite her finger and escape to the kitchen it got behind the heating pipes , and didn’t see it again







Been a vegan for big part of my life , I got two cats and would rather die than seeing them harm ,
I personally I think most humans are sick cunts , killing , bullying, torturing and wars , where as any animal don’t kill or harm each other for the stake of it , I had dogs all of my life , last one died 18 months ago , it broke my heart for a long time , dogs are the most loyal friend you can have , I’m nearly 60 now unfortunately not in the best of health, love to have another dog but I worried I die before the dog .
Then we have human like you stooo, that are cunts and love to mock people
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Stooo » Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:00 pm

Markey mark wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Markey mark wrote:
Major wrote:How would you say if it were RATZ nesting in your tractor???????????????



Brought a injured rat home once , exwife wasn’t happy , it bite her finger and escape to the kitchen it got behind the heating pipes , and didn’t see it again







Been a vegan for big part of my life , I got two cats and would rather die than seeing them harm ,
I personally I think most humans are sick cunts , killing , bullying, torturing and wars , where as any animal don’t kill or harm each other for the stake of it , I had dogs all of my life , last one died 18 months ago , it broke my heart for a long time , dogs are the most loyal friend you can have , I’m nearly 60 now unfortunately not in the best of health, love to have another dog but I worried I die before the dog .
Then we have human like you stooo, that are cunts and love to mock people


Bless you Marky, AKA Jimmy Hill...
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby drum » Tue Jun 02, 2020 4:57 am

I used to keep pet rats, many years ago now. I had a badger rat (jedi) and an albino (milo). The albino was thicker than mince but the badger rat was a clever wee guy, hard work keeping them though, the like being kept busy.
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:14 pm

Markey mark wrote:
Major wrote:How would you say if it were RATZ nesting in your tractor???????????????



Brought a injured rat home once , exwife wasn’t happy , it bite her finger and escape to the kitchen it got behind the heating pipes , and didn’t see it again

Only you could be this thick!
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Re: Robin Nesting

Postby Major » Tue Jun 02, 2020 2:49 pm

Robin pie
Rat pie.
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