The Old Boy.

[Major]

I had bought the old boy 2 hands of green narnuz, I assume he came back and left 4 in my porch for me, I have confirmed this since.

[common sense]

I thought squirrels preferred nuts.

[Major]

I thought squirrels preferred nuts.

Squirrels will eat most things which are normally put on a bird table.

Did you know that deer eat roses and fruit from trees.?????

[common sense]

I thought squirrels preferred nuts.

Squirrels will eat most things which are normally put on a bird table.

Did you know that deer eat roses and fruit from trees.?????

Not roses I didn't.

[Major]

The old boy left 6 more eggs in our porch this morning at 6.30.
After that he was splitting logs and had a bonfire going, I luv a bonfire, get rid of rubbish now the tips are shut.
The Pathfinder he gave me was taken to our premises earlier and put into barn, now the work begins.

[xtras1]

How very generous of him.. it's good you help each other .

[Major]

Only been home a short while, box in porch containing fireworks.
The old boy rang and told me he left them, got more, told me to let them off tonite all together and he will do the same dead on 8, these are biggish ones, must be careful.

Wonder where he got them from?????????????????????

[common sense]

Oh be careful Major. If it was me I'd kindly let my wife let them off.

Never return to a firework that hasn't gone off.

[Snookerballs]

[quote="Major"]Only been home a short while, box in porch containing fireworks.
The old boy rang and told me he left them, got more, told me to let them off tonite all together and he will do the same dead on 8, these are biggish ones, must be careful.

Wonder where he got them from?????????????????????[/quote

Are you going to celebrate the start of Ramadan with the fireworks tonight ???

[Dean]

Why would Major celebrate Ramadan?

[Stooo]

I didn't lock this because it's been absolute rambling bullshit disguised by the excuse of 'creative writing' and I stopped reading it days ago.

It has now descended into dangerous farce.

Have a clap if it makes you feel better about yourselves you virtue signalling twats but don't set off fireworks. First line workers also work nights, my son will be cleaning and filling the shelves so that you can get your shopping tomorrow and he starts at 2AM.

Me? I'll raise a glass to those working to keep us all safe, well and supplied and I won't take a picture and post it to Facebook.