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Re: Dogs

Postby Candice B Fureal » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:31 am

McAz wrote:
Candice B Fureal wrote:I honestly didn't realise just what great companions dogs were until I got Zoe, I had a loan of my Aunt and Uncle's dog for a week to see how I would get on with a dog.

It was great and a few weeks later I got Zoe, I can't imagine my life without a dog now Az.

I read a poem once that said that when you get a puppy, you should know that wee fur ball is going to break your heart one day.

How very true.


This one by any chance? (In any event Kipling is my favourite writer so any excuse...)

The Power of the Dog
Rudyard Kipling - 1865-1936

There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
And when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

Buy a pup and your money will buy
Love unflinching that cannot lie—
Perfect passion and worship fed
By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head.
Nevertheless it is hardly fair
To risk your heart for a dog to tear.

When the fourteen years which Nature permits
Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits,
And the vet’s unspoken prescription runs
To lethal chambers or loaded guns,
Then you will find—it’s your own affair—
But… you’ve given your heart to a dog to tear.

When the body that lived at your single will,
With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!).
When the spirit that answered your every mood
Is gone—wherever it goes—for good,
You will discover how much you care,
And will give your heart to a dog to tear.

We’ve sorrow enough in the natural way,
When it comes to burying Christian clay.
Our loves are not given, but only lent,
At compound interest of cent per cent.
Though it is not always the case, I believe,
That the longer we’ve kept ’em, the more do we grieve:
For, when debts are payable, right or wrong,
A short-time loan is as bad as a long—
So why in—Heaven (before we are there)


That's the poem Az, lovely words.
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Re: Dogs

Postby Candice B Fureal » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:35 am

Major wrote:
Our family has been and still are dog lovers, guard dos, working dogs and pets, some have been well over spoilt.
It is mega upsetting to lose one.

2 of the guard dogs were for a young lady of the family, they cost a good few shillings to train, they doted on her and she the same, wherever she went they would follow and would only act on command and certain key words which was a bit dodgy at times,
One would sit outside the wet room awaiting her to come out.

Loyalty from and to a dogs is very rewarding.

Dogs are eaten in other countries, would not fancy that


If Emma Thompson has her way, we'll be eating our pets in the UK soon.

https://newspunch.com/hollywood-emma-thompson-eat-your-pets-survive-climate-crisis/

Silly cow, i would rather die than eat my dog.
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Re: Dogs

Postby calitom » Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:48 am

Candice B Fureal wrote:
Major wrote:
Our family has been and still are dog lovers, guard dos, working dogs and pets, some have been well over spoilt.
It is mega upsetting to lose one.

2 of the guard dogs were for a young lady of the family, they cost a good few shillings to train, they doted on her and she the same, wherever she went they would follow and would only act on command and certain key words which was a bit dodgy at times,
One would sit outside the wet room awaiting her to come out.

Loyalty from and to a dogs is very rewarding.

Dogs are eaten in other countries, would not fancy that


If Emma Thompson has her way, we'll be eating our pets in the UK soon.

https://newspunch.com/hollywood-emma-thompson-eat-your-pets-survive-climate-crisis/

Silly cow, i would rather die than eat my dog.


Emma --another uneducated climate crisis dingbat. Its frightening.--
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Re: Dogs

Postby Candice B Fureal » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:51 am

calitom wrote:
Candice B Fureal wrote:
Major wrote:
Our family has been and still are dog lovers, guard dos, working dogs and pets, some have been well over spoilt.
It is mega upsetting to lose one.

2 of the guard dogs were for a young lady of the family, they cost a good few shillings to train, they doted on her and she the same, wherever she went they would follow and would only act on command and certain key words which was a bit dodgy at times,
One would sit outside the wet room awaiting her to come out.

Loyalty from and to a dogs is very rewarding.

Dogs are eaten in other countries, would not fancy that


If Emma Thompson has her way, we'll be eating our pets in the UK soon.

https://newspunch.com/hollywood-emma-thompson-eat-your-pets-survive-climate-crisis/

Silly cow, i would rather die than eat my dog.


Emma --another uneducated climate crisis dingbat. Its frightening.--


She lost the plot ages ago but suggesting we eat our pets?

She's surpassed herself there.
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Re: Dogs

Postby Candice B Fureal » Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:02 am

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Re: Dogs

Postby art0hur0moh » Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:06 pm

McAz wrote:
Candice B Fureal wrote:I honestly didn't realise just what great companions dogs were until I got Zoe, I had a loan of my Aunt and Uncle's dog for a week to see how I would get on with a dog.

It was great and a few weeks later I got Zoe, I can't imagine my life without a dog now Az.

I read a poem once that said that when you get a puppy, you should know that wee fur ball is going to break your heart one day.

How very true.


This one by any chance? (In any event Kipling is my favourite writer so any excuse...)

The Power of the Dog
Rudyard Kipling - 1865-1936

There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
And when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.

Buy a pup and your money will buy
Love unflinching that cannot lie—
Perfect passion and worship fed
By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head.
Nevertheless it is hardly fair
To risk your heart for a dog to tear.

When the fourteen years which Nature permits
Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits,
And the vet’s unspoken prescription runs
To lethal chambers or loaded guns,
Then you will find—it’s your own affair—
But… you’ve given your heart to a dog to tear.

When the body that lived at your single will,
With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!).
When the spirit that answered your every mood
Is gone—wherever it goes—for good,
You will discover how much you care,
And will give your heart to a dog to tear.

We’ve sorrow enough in the natural way,
When it comes to burying Christian clay.
Our loves are not given, but only lent,
At compound interest of cent per cent.
Though it is not always the case, I believe,
That the longer we’ve kept ’em, the more do we grieve:
For, when debts are payable, right or wrong,
A short-time loan is as bad as a long—
So why in—Heaven (before we are there)


I could have spent my time better instead of thinking about something that hadn't happened.
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Re: Dogs

Postby Candice B Fureal » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:19 am

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Re: Dogs

Postby Candice B Fureal » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:59 pm

Talking of dogs...

Daisy has started removing the baubles from the Christmas tree, I hope she stops this soon.

:Srolleyes:
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Re: Dogs

Postby McAz » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:28 pm

Candice B Fureal wrote:Talking of dogs...

Daisy has started removing the baubles from the Christmas tree, I hope she stops this soon.

:Srolleyes:


I've got a smaller one this year (ooer missus :ooer: )...

...which I've put on a cabinet to stop the little buggers from doing just that.
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Re: Dogs

Postby Candice B Fureal » Sun Dec 22, 2019 4:36 am

McAz wrote:
Candice B Fureal wrote:Talking of dogs...

Daisy has started removing the baubles from the Christmas tree, I hope she stops this soon.

:Srolleyes:


I've got a smaller one this year (ooer missus :ooer: )...

...which I've put on a cabinet to stop the little buggers from doing just that.


She was at it again last night Az, I might have to copy you and put the tree on a wee table.

I've got the Christmas presents stuffed in various wardrobes to keep them out the wee toads way.

:Srolleyes:
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Re: Dogs

Postby Major » Mon Dec 23, 2019 6:21 pm

Major wrote:Our family has been and still are dog lovers, guard dos, working dogs and pets, some have been well over spoilt.
It is mega upsetting to lose one.

2 of the guard dogs were for a young lady of the family, they cost a good few shillings to train, they doted on her and she the same, wherever she went they would follow and would only act on command and certain key words which was a bit dodgy at times,
One would sit outside the wet room awaiting her to come out.

Loyalty from and to a dogs is very rewarding.

Dogs are eaten in other countries, would not fancy that


How about Katie Price :flog: :flog: :flog: :flog:
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Re: Dogs

Postby Dean » Mon Dec 23, 2019 7:55 pm

Did you log into the wrong account again, Starbold? :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Dogs

Postby Major » Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:53 am

Dean wrote:Did you log into the wrong account again, Starbold? :gigglesnshit:


This thread is titled "Dogs", Katie Price fits in it perfect.
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Re: Dogs

Postby malamute » Tue Dec 24, 2019 7:57 pm

We’ve always had dogs (always mongrels) and they have all been loyal dogs that you could take anywhere. Every one has lived 16-18 years. We are now dogless for the first time in our lives as our last dog was PTS 3 years ago aged 18 and we chose not to replace him. He was exactly like the dog on the current Dogs Trust advert.

All our dogs have been well behaved, healthy and very loyal. They have all enjoyed free access to the garden while we are here and have had two long walks every day of their lives.
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