My lovely Dad, who is very ill at the moment, looked after my eldest son two days a week when I was at work.
He had a 2 year old wee boy into Jazz.
He taught him all the old songs he had taught me and my brothers.
Like this one.
In an underground Garrett not far from Dundee
Just to be different I fell up a tree
This Winter, last summer, the year before last
A man with a hammer sat breaking his fast
Tra la la, tra la lee, who wid yi, who wid yi like to be me?
One day I went walking with my brother Jim
When somebody threw a tomato at him
Tomatoes are juicy and don't break the skin
But the big one that hit him was inside a tin
Tra la la etc.
Or this:
Three wee wives and three wee wives and three wee wives make nine "
Said the first wee wife tae the second wee wife "Will yi lend me yir washing bine?
Said the second wee wife tae the first wee wife "when will I get it back?"
Said the first wee wife tae the second wee wife "oh ah canny tell yi that
Cos I know where am gaun and I know who's gaun wimme
I hive a laud ai ma ain and his name is Bonny Jimmy
I took him tae a ball, ah took him tae a supper
The table halved in two and he stuck his nose in the butter
And didn't I laugh, didn't I laugh tae see his nose in the butter
Didn't I laugh, didn't I laugh tae see his nose in the butter"
Surreal
But one of my favourite memories was my boy at 2 years of age sitting in a trolley seat in Asda at the checkout and singing at the top of his wee voice
"Happy Harry sells fish
`Tuppence happ'ny a dish
If you don't like Happy Harry.
You'll no like his fish"
and an old man looked at him with a big beaming smile and said
"The old ones are the best son"
and he said
" My Papa taught me it"
Awwwww