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Off topic - but cats are evil little bastards

[Stooo]

Every post on here is just another reminder why I prefer animals over humans!…. any large breed in the wrong hands has the potential to kill…. shit owners is the problem!

Any breed of dug in the wrong hands can switch..

Worst I had that didn't bite me was a toy poodle, the lady opened the flappy top window because the thing was going nuclear and she couldn't risk the door and managed to close it just as the fucking thing managed to hit the glass, six foot off of the ground Chihuahuas are less demonic but the pure breeds are 50% hate, 50% eyeballs. It's like getting into a pool with either a shark or a piranha because it's going to hurt either way.

You must be something of an expert on crazy dogs. A week or 2 ago we had to give one of our DPD drivers some first aid. His other hand was quite scarred too. I told him he was braver than was good for his health.

Farm dogs are generally the best. They bark a bit and then fold for scratchies because they're used to visitors, town dogs tend to be highly strung. I had a guy wrapping his sosidge dog in a towel today so that he could bung him in another room before it was able to rip my throat out, dead cute though...

[Stooo]

Every post on here is just another reminder why I prefer animals over humans!…. any large breed in the wrong hands has the potential to kill…. shit owners is the problem!

Any breed of dug in the wrong hands can switch..

Worst I had that didn't bite me was a toy poodle, the lady opened the flappy top window because the thing was going nuclear and she couldn't risk the door and managed to close it just as the fucking thing managed to hit the glass, six foot off of the ground Chihuahuas are less demonic but the pure breeds are 50% hate, 50% eyeballs. It's like getting into a pool with either a shark or a piranha because it's going to hurt either way.

We have neighbours who have a husky dog, the family look after him well enough, the dog used to sit out the front garden every time someone passed by the dog would be frantic, eventually went for someone… the dog now is always inside the house. When I say went for someone it lunged over the fence not making it over but the intent was there..


Like I say any dog can switch .

Your stories are hilarious stooo I’d hate to be in your job only because the dogs would put me off!

The people are far worse

[Stooo]

Off topic - but cats are evil little bastards

They don't try to be anything else. You can trust a cat to be an absolute shit, why expect anything else?

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Awful story.


Parents of three-month-old girl who was mauled to death in her pram by one of their 19 husky dogs which jumped out of a van when they took them for a walk in a park are spared jail


The parents of a three-month-old girl who was mauled to death in her pram by their dog have been spared jail.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -jail.html

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Off topic - but cats are evil little bastards

And they stink

[Stooo]

Off topic - but cats are evil little bastards

And they stink

I've never had a smelly cat, they are dead prissy about keeping clean and neat.

[Gabby]

Off topic - but cats are evil little bastards

And they stink

No animals stink… it’s humans that allow them to stink…. take pigs for example, the cleanest, very intelligent animals that are penned in and forced to wallow in their own shit because lazy fucking humans dictate that!

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Off topic - but cats are evil little bastards

And they stink

No animals stink… it’s humans that allow them to stink…. take pigs for example, the cleanest, very intelligent animals that are penned in and forced to wallow in their own shit because lazy fucking humans dictate that!

Yeah & that’s pigs..

I was referring to cats.

[Gabby]

Off topic - but cats are evil little bastards

And they stink

No animals stink… it’s humans that allow them to stink…. take pigs for example, the cleanest, very intelligent animals that are penned in and forced to wallow in their own shit because lazy fucking humans dictate that!

Yeah & that’s pigs..

I was referring to cats.

So you’ve owned a cat that stinks?… shame on you!

[Stooo]

Yeah & that’s pigs..

I was referring to cats.

Cats don't stink. Dirty litter trays and poor hygiene from their owners stinks...

[Gabby]

Yeah & that’s pigs..

I was referring to cats.

Cats don't stink. Dirty litter trays and poor hygiene from their owners stinks...

She can’t comprehend that…

[Stooo]

Yeah & that’s pigs..

I was referring to cats.

Cats don't stink. Dirty litter trays and poor hygiene from their owners stinks...

She can’t comprehend that…

I can relate. It took me a long time to come around to the idea that these murderous little bastards are just as derpy as a dog.

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Yeah & that’s pigs..

I was referring to cats.

Cats don't stink. Dirty litter trays and poor hygiene from their owners stinks...

She can’t comprehend that…

Fuck off you dirty chav, back to the compliments it is then..

And what happened to your OH did he find out who sent those emails.. remember you were sooooooo angry.

Hope he solved it

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Yeah & that’s pigs..

I was referring to cats.

Cats don't stink. Dirty litter trays and poor hygiene from their owners stinks...

I beg to differ ..