Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sun Jul 23, 2023 7:50 pm

Suggestions welcome, as like me posts........I'm running out of ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby LordRaven » Sun Jul 23, 2023 8:04 pm

[quote="Jobless Oddball"]Suggestions welcome, as like me posts........I'm running out of ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:[/quote]

A one way Trip to Mars!
Simply get in touch with Mr (Smell my ) Musk, and you’ll get s ticket on Spaceship X.

And don’t worry, he will be creating a Starlink satellite system so you’ll be able to post here even then.

There’ll be a few minutes delay as your posts cross 37 million miles, but at least you can stay in touch.
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sun Jul 23, 2023 8:18 pm

LordRaven wrote:A one way Trip to Mars!
Simply get in touch with Mr (Smell my ) Musk, and you’ll get s ticket on Spaceship X.

And don’t worry, he will be creating a Starlink satellite system so you’ll be able to post here even then.

There’ll be a few minutes delay as your posts cross 37 million miles, but at least you can stay in touch.


Well Mars has the same amount of atmosphere as in this gaff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl:
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby LordRaven » Sun Jul 23, 2023 8:29 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
LordRaven wrote:A one way Trip to Mars!
Simply get in touch with Mr (Smell my ) Musk, and you’ll get s ticket on Spaceship X.

And don’t worry, he will be creating a Starlink satellite system so you’ll be able to post here even then.

There’ll be a few minutes delay as your posts cross 37 million miles, but at least you can stay in touch.


Well Mars has the same amount of atmosphere as in this gaff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl:

You should therefore acclimatise rather well :pmsl:
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Stooo » Sun Jul 23, 2023 8:36 pm

Exmoor's quite nice,
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Text » Sun Jul 23, 2023 10:56 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:Suggestions welcome, as like me posts........I'm running out of ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:


First things first, Judith Chalmers! What's your budget?
Chose a category from the following then wait for suggestions from helpful posters:

a. stone broke
b. so-so
c. feeling flush
d. proper minted


...... :Wiiiine!:
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Holly » Mon Jul 24, 2023 5:28 am

Jobless Oddball wrote:Suggestions welcome, as like me posts........I'm running out of ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:


You shouldn't even think about a holiday you selfish brute.
Think of your carbon footprint FFS.
Geeez, what are you like? :roll:
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby ArchieG » Mon Jul 24, 2023 6:16 am

One of my first introductions here was that, no matter what, it’s always Filey. Just book it, and stop fretting.
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Middens » Mon Jul 24, 2023 10:25 am

Wales. It's lovely and there's no 40 degree heatwaves.
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby HobbitFeet » Mon Jul 24, 2023 10:36 am

Middens wrote:Wales. It's lovely and there's no 40 degree heatwaves.



I went to Bermuda earlier this year

and you know what, you've seen one of those sunsoaked paradises and you've seen them all, give me somewhere with a bit of character any tme, and you can't beat the British countryside
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Grafenwalder » Mon Jul 24, 2023 2:33 pm

Corfu seems pretty good if you like free 24 hour barbeques.
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby LordRaven » Mon Jul 24, 2023 2:39 pm

Grafenwalder wrote:Corfu seems pretty good if you like free 24 hour barbeques.


Graf, that’s a bit childish, this is an ecological and human tragedy.

People’s lives are being destroyed, and as for animal life, this is an apocalypse.

It’s bloody horrible.
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Jobless Oddball » Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:24 pm

Text wrote:
Jobless Oddball wrote:Suggestions welcome, as like me posts........I'm running out of ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:


First things first, Judith Chalmers! What's your budget?
Chose a category from the following then wait for suggestions from helpful posters:

a. stone broke
b. so-so
c. feeling flush
d. proper minted


...... :Wiiiine!:


All the above!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Jobless Oddball » Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:26 pm

Holly wrote:
You shouldn't even think about a holiday you selfish brute.
Think of your carbon footprint FFS.
Geeez, what are you like? :roll:


Terrible isn't it???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Re: Holiday 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Jobless Oddball » Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:27 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
Middens wrote:Wales. It's lovely and there's no 40 degree heatwaves.



I went to Bermuda earlier this year

and you know what, you've seen one of those sunsoaked paradises and you've seen them all, give me somewhere with a bit of character any tme, and you can't beat the British countryside


I haven't been on a beach holiday since my successful summer of 1990 in Magaluf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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