Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby LordRaven » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:41 pm

xtras1 wrote:
LordRaven wrote:No lads, let’s not be so silly, I’m a creature of habit, and I go to those places where I’ve got Asian friends and restaurant owners and staff who know me, plus where I know they have Big Games on, and the food and beers are fantastic.
Why go anywhere else?



I’m with you on that..

Couldn’t eat Indian before a match though :laughing:


We eat during the matches Xtras, the places I go have waiter service, so we just order beers and curry and watch the Big Screen(s).
Beer Curry and Football, what’s not to like?
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:41 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Being a meat eater it wouldn't concern me that I might be eating cat or dog or horse or budgie.
When I was a kid a lot of people bred a lot of budgies in lofts and basements and you can produce lots in a short space of time.
If they are easy to get the meat off that might be the ideal fake chicken or whatever.
Rabbit is surely a lot easier to fake into goat and a real money spinner because with very little expense and or labour they breed like... rabbits!
Gotta be easier and more profitable than finding scrawny stray dogs or dog napping.
If you fill a garden shed with straw and hay and chuck a male and female in you'll have a thousand in a very short space of time.
Mmmm maybe a good way through the cost of living crisis.


I'm sorry

what???

budgie?????

sorry I'm proper laughing here

would you care for breast or thigh?
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby LordRaven » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:43 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
LordRaven wrote:No lads, let’s not be so silly, I’m a creature of habit, and I go to those places where I’ve got Asian friends and restaurant owners and staff who know me, plus where I know they have Big Games on, and the food and beers are fantastic.
Why go anywhere else?



I’m with you on that..

Couldn’t eat Indian before a match though :laughing:


just as well it's an Italian then :mrgreen:

Lol, still smarting? :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:43 pm

LordRaven wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
LordRaven wrote:No lads, let’s not be so silly, I’m a creature of habit, and I go to those places where I’ve got Asian friends and restaurant owners and staff who know me, plus where I know they have Big Games on, and the food and beers are fantastic.
Why go anywhere else?



I’m with you on that..

Couldn’t eat Indian before a match though :laughing:


just as well it's an Italian then :mrgreen:

Lol, still smarting? :gigglesnshit:



ummm yeah

sure thing Walter
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby LordRaven » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:43 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Being a meat eater it wouldn't concern me that I might be eating cat or dog or horse or budgie.
When I was a kid a lot of people bred a lot of budgies in lofts and basements and you can produce lots in a short space of time.
If they are easy to get the meat off that might be the ideal fake chicken or whatever.
Rabbit is surely a lot easier to fake into goat and a real money spinner because with very little expense and or labour they breed like... rabbits!
Gotta be easier and more profitable than finding scrawny stray dogs or dog napping.
If you fill a garden shed with straw and hay and chuck a male and female in you'll have a thousand in a very short space of time.
Mmmm maybe a good way through the cost of living crisis.


I'm sorry

what???

budgie?????

sorry I'm proper laughing here

would you care for breast or thigh?

It’s the heat, it affects people.
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby xtras1 » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:44 pm

LordRaven wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
LordRaven wrote:No lads, let’s not be so silly, I’m a creature of habit, and I go to those places where I’ve got Asian friends and restaurant owners and staff who know me, plus where I know they have Big Games on, and the food and beers are fantastic.
Why go anywhere else?



I’m with you on that..

Couldn’t eat Indian before a match though :laughing:


We eat during the matches Xtras, the places I go have waiter service, so we just order beers and curry and watch the Big Screen(s).
Beer Curry and Football, what’s not to like?



You eat during a match!

Nooooo I couldn’t, I can’t I get too stressed :bawlin:
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby LordRaven » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:45 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
LordRaven wrote:No lads, let’s not be so silly, I’m a creature of habit, and I go to those places where I’ve got Asian friends and restaurant owners and staff who know me, plus where I know they have Big Games on, and the food and beers are fantastic.
Why go anywhere else?



I’m with you on that..

Couldn’t eat Indian before a match though :laughing:


just as well it's an Italian then :mrgreen:

Lol, still smarting? :gigglesnshit:



ummm yeah

sure thing Walter

Okay Googler :pmsl:

Would you have argued with Columbus when he’d been somewhere you’d never been

Eggfuckingzactly :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:46 pm

I have to agree with Xtras, eating before or during the match is just wrong.
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby xtras1 » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:50 pm

Dean wrote:I have to agree with Xtras, eating before or during the match is just wrong.



I don’t get it unless it’s another bollox story.. sit down eat a meal while you team is playing.. with waiter service no no :laughing: and a curry !!

I know what I’m like .. well after the march I can eat!
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby Dean » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:52 pm

xtras1 wrote:
Dean wrote:I have to agree with Xtras, eating before or during the match is just wrong.



I don’t get it unless it’s another bollox story.. sit down eat a meal while you team is playing.. with waiter service no no :laughing: and a curry !!

I know what I’m like .. well after the march I can eat!


Can’t generate much of an atmosphere if you’re tucking into a chicken Madras. Strange behaviour
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:52 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Being a meat eater it wouldn't concern me that I might be eating cat or dog or horse or budgie.
When I was a kid a lot of people bred a lot of budgies in lofts and basements and you can produce lots in a short space of time.
If they are easy to get the meat off that might be the ideal fake chicken or whatever.
Rabbit is surely a lot easier to fake into goat and a real money spinner because with very little expense and or labour they breed like... rabbits!
Gotta be easier and more profitable than finding scrawny stray dogs or dog napping.
If you fill a garden shed with straw and hay and chuck a male and female in you'll have a thousand in a very short space of time.
Mmmm maybe a good way through the cost of living crisis.


I'm sorry

what???

budgie?????

sorry I'm proper laughing here

would you care for breast or thigh?

Thighs would be a bit stingy or should that be stringy?
No idea what they's taste like but if yo were going to substitute chicken and pork with dog surely that would be labour intensive and pricey... I'd give rabbit and budgie a go... so cheap... cheep as some might say.
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby xtras1 » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:56 pm

Dean wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
Dean wrote:I have to agree with Xtras, eating before or during the match is just wrong.



I don’t get it unless it’s another bollox story.. sit down eat a meal while you team is playing.. with waiter service no no :laughing: and a curry !!

I know what I’m like .. well after the march I can eat!


Can’t generate much of an atmosphere if you’re tucking into a chicken Madras. Strange behaviour



Yes! Exactly .. must be an OAP gathering :dunno:
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:58 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Being a meat eater it wouldn't concern me that I might be eating cat or dog or horse or budgie.
When I was a kid a lot of people bred a lot of budgies in lofts and basements and you can produce lots in a short space of time.
If they are easy to get the meat off that might be the ideal fake chicken or whatever.
Rabbit is surely a lot easier to fake into goat and a real money spinner because with very little expense and or labour they breed like... rabbits!
Gotta be easier and more profitable than finding scrawny stray dogs or dog napping.
If you fill a garden shed with straw and hay and chuck a male and female in you'll have a thousand in a very short space of time.
Mmmm maybe a good way through the cost of living crisis.


I'm sorry

what???

budgie?????

sorry I'm proper laughing here

would you care for breast or thigh?

Thighs would be a bit stingy or should that be stringy?
No idea what they's taste like but if yo were going to substitute chicken and pork with dog surely that would be labour intensive and pricey... I'd give rabbit and budgie a go... so cheap... cheep as some might say.


are you confusing budgies with something bigger like maybe a parrot?

rabbits are a reasonable call though, but I tend to think that meat in currys is exactly what it claims to be, ok low grade but from the animal it says

mutton rather than lamb, and old boilers rather than grade A chickens - no old boiler comments please :mrgreen:
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby Gabby » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:58 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Being a meat eater it wouldn't concern me that I might be eating cat or dog or horse or budgie.
When I was a kid a lot of people bred a lot of budgies in lofts and basements and you can produce lots in a short space of time.
If they are easy to get the meat off that might be the ideal fake chicken or whatever.
Rabbit is surely a lot easier to fake into goat and a real money spinner because with very little expense and or labour they breed like... rabbits!
Gotta be easier and more profitable than finding scrawny stray dogs or dog napping.
If you fill a garden shed with straw and hay and chuck a male and female in you'll have a thousand in a very short space of time.
Mmmm maybe a good way through the cost of living crisis.


I'm sorry

what???

budgie?????

sorry I'm proper laughing here

would you care for breast or thigh?


Budgie breast or drumstick! :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: Summer Sale Cross Channel savings

Postby xtras1 » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:59 pm

Sorry even OAP’s enjoy a match beg your pardon by one out there ..
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