Room 101...

[Keyser]

[McAz]

Hmmm - are penguins "clean or "unclean"? If clean then 7 penguins walked from Antarctica not 2. It's one of the great questions of our age.

[Vicky]

Scotland's weather!!

[Stooo]

Hmmm - are penguins "clean or "unclean"? If clean then 7 penguins walked from Antarctica not 2. It's one of the great questions of our age.

It was probably a first generation of penguins that started the trek and subsequent penguins were birthed along the way to carry out the quest

[McAz]

Hmmm - are penguins "clean or "unclean"? If clean then 7 penguins walked from Antarctica not 2. It's one of the great questions of our age.

It was probably a first generation of penguins that started the trek and subsequent penguins were birthed along the way to carry out the quest

Sounds reasonable to me. And of course Noah had to wait for them which explains why he lived to such a great age.

[Stooo]

Hmmm - are penguins "clean or "unclean"? If clean then 7 penguins walked from Antarctica not 2. It's one of the great questions of our age.

It was probably a first generation of penguins that started the trek and subsequent penguins were birthed along the way to carry out the quest

Sounds reasonable to me. And of course Noah had to wait for them which explains why he lived to such a great age.

This level of migration would have had to be considered for decades if not centuries by the deity involved, it's not the sort of thing that can be scribbled down on the back of a celestial fag packet. Omnipotence considered but there is every chance that that the Architect wasn't able to micro manage the whole thing and had to delegate the more mundane stuff to middle management angels, all of this under a veil of secrecy in order to minimise the risk of panic and the unavailability of timber stock needed for the vehicle.

I'm not sure why mammoths, dinosaurs and unicorns were excluded, you'd have thought that He'd have kicked us off of the bus when you consider the actions of Eve and the rest of the cunts in the Old Testament

[McAz]

Hmmm - are penguins "clean or "unclean"? If clean then 7 penguins walked from Antarctica not 2. It's one of the great questions of our age.

It was probably a first generation of penguins that started the trek and subsequent penguins were birthed along the way to carry out the quest

Sounds reasonable to me. And of course Noah had to wait for them which explains why he lived to such a great age.

This level of migration would have had to be considered for decades if not centuries by the deity involved, it's not the sort of thing that can be scribbled down on the back of a celestial fag packet. Omnipotence considered but there is every chance that that the Architect wasn't able to micro manage the whole thing and had to delegate the more mundane stuff to middle management angels, all of this under a veil of secrecy in order to minimise the risk of panic and the unavailability of timber stock needed for the vehicle.

I'm not sure why mammoths, dinosaurs and unicorns were excluded, you'd have thought that He'd have kicked us off of the bus when you consider the actions of Eve and the rest of the cunts in the Old Testament

Earth isn't Yahweh's only planet, you know - there's billions of them - give the poor guy a break!

[Stooo]

Earth isn't Yahweh's only planet, you know - there's billions of them - give the poor guy a break!

Guy?

[McAz]

Earth isn't Yahweh's only planet, you know - there's billions of them - give the poor guy a break!

Guy?

Now acceptable, as in - "Can I help you guys?" said by shop assistants everywhere irrespective of gender.

(And much less risky than "it" - Pascal's wager refers).

[Random]

Penguins can swim and as the waters rose up they could perch themselves higher and higher into the ice wall, still diving into the waters to catch their fish. Has anyone read genesis? God created man in his image and he was sad when he saw that man had a black heart for he realised he had a black heart too, and he promised to never flood the world again.

The serpent comes of quite well in the story, for god told Adam and Eve if they ate from the tree of knowledge they would surely die, the serpent told them he was lying, and they did not die, proving him right.

Now the humans were wise god knew that they had become like gods with a thirst for knowledge, they built great cities, and planned to build a stairway to heaven, god did not like this so he scattered them across the earth and gave then different languages so they could not communicate with each other.

[McAz]

Penguins can swim and as the waters rose up they could perch themselves higher and higher into the ice wall, still diving into the waters to catch their fish. Has anyone read genesis? God created man in his image and he was sad when he saw that man had a black heart for he realised he had a black heart too, and he promised to never flood the world again.

The serpent comes of quite well in the story, for god told Adam and Eve if they ate from the tree of knowledge they would surely die, the serpent told them he was lying, and they did not die, proving him right.

Now the humans were wise god knew that they had become like gods with a thirst for knowledge, they built great cities, and planned to build a stairway to heaven, god did not like this so he scattered them across the earth and gave then different languages so they could not communicate with each other.

So penguins didn't go into the Ark? Doesn't that make Noah a sinner?

[Stooo]

Penguins can swim and as the waters rose up they could perch themselves higher and higher into the ice wall, still diving into the waters to catch their fish. Has anyone read genesis? God created man in his image and he was sad when he saw that man had a black heart for he realised he had a black heart too, and he promised to never flood the world again.

The serpent comes of quite well in the story, for god told Adam and Eve if they ate from the tree of knowledge they would surely die, the serpent told them he was lying, and they did not die, proving him right.

Now the humans were wise god knew that they had become like gods with a thirst for knowledge, they built great cities, and planned to build a stairway to heaven, god did not like this so he scattered them across the earth and gave then different languages so they could not communicate with each other.

So penguins didn't go into the Ark? Doesn't that make Noah a sinner?

It brings the existence of penguins into considerable doubt

[Random]

Does colluding in the death of every species on planet apart from the special 2 make him a sinner too? If god came to you now and told you to build an arc because he was going to destroy everything would you do it?

What if earth is the Arc? Could I have thought is that if eve didn't eat the apple?

[McAz]

Penguins can swim and as the waters rose up they could perch themselves higher and higher into the ice wall, still diving into the waters to catch their fish. Has anyone read genesis? God created man in his image and he was sad when he saw that man had a black heart for he realised he had a black heart too, and he promised to never flood the world again.

The serpent comes of quite well in the story, for god told Adam and Eve if they ate from the tree of knowledge they would surely die, the serpent told them he was lying, and they did not die, proving him right.

Now the humans were wise god knew that they had become like gods with a thirst for knowledge, they built great cities, and planned to build a stairway to heaven, god did not like this so he scattered them across the earth and gave then different languages so they could not communicate with each other.

So penguins didn't go into the Ark? Doesn't that make Noah a sinner?

It brings the existence of penguins into considerable doubt

Then what do they put in those chocolate bars as filling?

[Random]

Penguins can survive in the most extreme temperatures and weather and they are excellent swimmers. Fish didn't go into the arc either as they could also survive the flood!