Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

[Snookerballs]

ON a serious note why would your first reaction be to take a loaded Browning Gun , ( do you have a licence for it )
I have been on many incidents where people have grabbed their prize possesions when escaping an incident ,
Should someone produce a loaded gun in that scenario the immediate attendance of the Firearms Tactical Unit would be required to arrest the person .

Methinks you have been watching to many Wild West Films .

[Rolluplostinspace]

ON a serious note why would your first reaction be to take a loaded Browning Gun , ( do you have a licence for it )
I have been on many incidents where people have grabbed their prize possesions when escaping an incident ,
Should someone produce a loaded gun in that scenario the immediate attendance of the Firearms Tactical Unit would be required to arrest the person .

Methinks you have been watching to many Wild West Films .

A one hour warning suggests to me an emergency situation not yet unfolding but expected and already one guy is preparing himself with a loaded gun.
Most sane people would maybe think food communications transport proof of etc but remember there's always one fucking fruit cake amongst you with no emergency provisions so he'll be wanting yours' at gunpoint thinking for some fucking strange reason he's better than you and deserves everything he can grab He'll also convince himself that his way is the best way to get through the crisis.
Therefore adding to the crisis.

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Soon be that time of year when the Police and the Government put out their fear warnings , remember the Grab Bags fever from last couple of years ?.

[Raggamuffin]

Isn't anyone going to take their toilet roll?

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Isn't anyone going to take their toilet roll?

a wee sneaky pack of washlets tucked into back pocket

[Major]

A gun aint much use if it is NOT loaded.

If someone approaches you then you open the breech to show if it is loaded or not, unless you intend to discharge it for your own or someone else safety SB

Yes I do have a licence.

Glad to have edificatiid you again. SB Barrackroom Lawyer.

I might wanna shoot a haggis for our dinner.

[Stooo]

A gun aint much use if it is NOT loaded.

If someone approaches you then you open the breech to show if it is loaded or not, unless you intend to discharge it for your own or someone else safety SB

Yes I do have a licence.

Glad to have edificatiid you again. SB Barrackroom Lawyer.

I might wanna shoot a haggis for our dinner.

You can't get a licence for a handgun in the UK.

[Snookerballs]

A gun aint much use if it is NOT loaded.

If someone approaches you then you open the breech to show if it is loaded or not, unless you intend to discharge it for your own or someone else safety SB

Yes I do have a licence.

Glad to have edificatiid you again. SB Barrackroom Lawyer.

I might wanna shoot a haggis for our dinner.

You can't get a licence for a handgun in the UK.

Northern Ireland is the only place in UK where one can legally own a hand gun ( this depends on ones occupation )
One is not allowed to carry a loaded firearm in a Public Place

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A gun aint much use if it is NOT loaded.

If someone approaches you then you open the breech to show if it is loaded or not, unless you intend to discharge it for your own or someone else safety SB

Yes I do have a licence.

Glad to have edificatiid you again. SB Barrackroom Lawyer.

I might wanna shoot a haggis for our dinner.

What does Barrackroom lawyer mean ?

ps, you have to be Scottish to shoot for haggis.

[Major]

A barrack room lawyer is usually a a half wit who pretends to know thins, makes stuff up to try to impress but ain;t lived in the real world. in simple terms, a BULLSHI--ErR who knows sod al, can only GOOGLE COPY AND PASTE.l./ .

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A barrack room lawyer is usually a a half wit who pretends to know thins, makes stuff up to try to impress but ain;t lived in the real world. in simple terms, a BULLSHI--ErR who knows sod al, can only GOOGLE COPY AND PASTE.l./ .

ah!!
sounds just like you.

barrack-room lawyer
[barrack-room lawyer]
NOUN
BRITISH
a person who likes to give authoritative-sounding opinions on subjects in which they are not qualified, especially legal matters.

[Snookerballs]

A barrack room lawyer is usually a a half wit who pretends to know thins, makes stuff up to try to impress but ain;t lived in the real world. in simple terms, a BULLSHI--ErR who knows sod al, can only GOOGLE COPY AND PASTE.l./ .

ah!!
sounds just like you.

barrack-room lawyer
[barrack-room lawyer]
NOUN
BRITISH
a person who likes to give authoritative-sounding opinions on subjects in which they are not qualified, especially legal matters.

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he's a roaster.

[Stooo]

A barrack room lawyer is usually a a half wit who pretends to know thins, makes stuff up to try to impress but ain;t lived in the real world. in simple terms, a BULLSHI--ErR who knows sod al, can only GOOGLE COPY AND PASTE.l./ .

ah!!
sounds just like you.

barrack-room lawyer
[barrack-room lawyer]
NOUN
BRITISH
a person who likes to give authoritative-sounding opinions on subjects in which they are not qualified, especially legal matters.

Ouch, burn!

[Snookerballs]

:mrgreen:

he's a roaster.

Thats bit of Scottish Slang that I have never heard before !