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Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Major » Thu Jul 22, 2021 5:23 pm

If you were forced to move from your normal home WITHIN ONE HOUR, name 10 things you would grab, take with you, ECLUDE MONEY, BANK CARDS.
Ladies to answer 10 things
Males to answer 10 things

Have fun
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Stooo » Thu Jul 22, 2021 5:40 pm

You first or I bin it.
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Major » Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:09 am

Stooo wrote:You first or I bin it.


Why change your habit of a lifetime Stoooo?????????????????????

My first choice would be my Browning loaded
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Raggamuffin » Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:39 am

Major wrote:
Stooo wrote:You first or I bin it.


Why change your habit of a lifetime Stoooo?????????????????????

My first choice would be my Browning loaded


I'm not leaving my Uzi or my tin hat behind. :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Avon Barksdale » Fri Jul 23, 2021 9:38 am

1. The Wife
2. The Big Kid
3. The Little Kid
4. The Cat
5. The Dog
6. Phone
7. Laptop
8. Framed photograph of my parents on their wedding day
9. AK-47
10. Red bandana

What a great question as it makes me realise how much I own doesn't actually mean that much to me. Nice on Major!
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby drum » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:17 am

There have been times in my life where i've had to do this and to this day I still keep all important documents in one place for quick removal.

personal documents
kids/clothes/some toys/tech/medications
out!

I've even scrapped a car once so I couldn't be found that way.

Everything can be replaced, apart from the kids.
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby common sense » Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:47 pm

Hey Major, should be Ladies and Gentlemen.
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Major » Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:06 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
Major wrote:
Stooo wrote:You first or I bin it.


Why change your habit of a lifetime Stoooo?????????????????????

My first choice would be my Browning loaded


I'm not leaving my Uzi or my tin hat behind. :gigglesnshit:


I remember that from the old days of fun, FG
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Major » Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:09 pm

common sense wrote:Hey Major, should be Ladies and Gentlemen.


Yes, I agree
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Major » Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:11 pm

drum wrote:There have been times in my life where i've had to do this and to this day I still keep all important documents in one place for quick removal.

personal documents
kids/clothes/some toys/tech/medications
out!

I've even scrapped a car once so I couldn't be found that way.

Everything can be replaced, apart from the kids.


You could replace kids with illegal who are flooding my island
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Major » Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:17 pm

I would take my best Swiss Army knife
My waterproof shooting attire
Fire stick flint.
Ball of string
My mini first aid kit
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Jul 23, 2021 2:47 pm

Cooked rice tinned fish important documents vehicles bedding waterproof clothing.
Implements.
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Snookerballs » Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:24 pm

Major wrote:
Stooo wrote:You first or I bin it.


Why change your habit of a lifetime Stoooo?????????????????????

My first choice would be my Browning loaded


Why would you need a bottle of Gravy Sauce ?????

Image :dunno:
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby drum » Sat Jul 24, 2021 5:10 am

Major wrote:
drum wrote:There have been times in my life where i've had to do this and to this day I still keep all important documents in one place for quick removal.

personal documents
kids/clothes/some toys/tech/medications
out!

I've even scrapped a car once so I couldn't be found that way.

Everything can be replaced, apart from the kids.


You could replace kids with illegal who are flooding my island



Not your island :roll: and why would I want to replace my kids ? ok, they get annoying at times, but never enough where I think " I should have swapped you for scrabble or
a few poor half drowned migrants "

sure Jan.
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Re: Ladies and Males ONE HOUR WARNING

Postby Major » Sat Jul 24, 2021 7:19 pm

Snookerballs wrote:
Major wrote:
Stooo wrote:You first or I bin it.


Why change your habit of a lifetime Stoooo?????????????????????

My first choice would be my Browning loaded


Why would you need a bottle of Gravy Sauce ?????

Image :dunno:


Another FREE TROLL for you, SB
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