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[quote="jra"]Jethro - Live From The Mad House

Cornish stereotyping (red necking) at its best.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djX0FG7Fkzs[/video]

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Jethro came back to the Crown one night with big Fran after a show at the Princess theatre, they hit the back door at around midnight with the pub closed up with me and my mum and dad telling the tale of the old brown pot before turning in. He was fucking massive and launched into the patter straight away and the one that always rests with me was when he lifted a full Guinness bottle, horizontally at around 3am with the sides of his thumbs :kinell:

Happy days :smilin:

Jethro - Live From The Mad House

Cornish stereotyping (red necking) at its best.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djX0FG7Fkzs[/video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djX0FG7Fkzs

Micky Flanagan the comedian.

I not going out (e.g. to the local shop). I'm going out out.

Going "Out Out" | Micky Flanagan Live: The Out Out Tour

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMJ7ebq9bnI[/video]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMJ7ebq9bnI

" The video shop, Tommy, the fuckin video shop" ?

"they called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit"

choose life

:pmsl:

Make him an offer he cannot refuse

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! (The Italian Job)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo[/youtube]

:mrgreen:

Fuck off cunt-
there'll be no cunt in this house-
why are you leaving?-

Three billboards outside Ebbing Misourri ..... A brilliant film

Casablanca

Play it Sam, play As Time Goes By

Judy Judy Judy

There are the obvious ones

I'll be back (Terminator)
Do you feel lucky (punk) (Dirty Harry)
Yippee Ki Yay motherfucker (Die Hard)
English motherfucker, do you speak it (Pulp Fiction)
What have the Romans ever done for us (Life Of Brian)
Fuck off. How do you want us to fuck off (Life of Brian)
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure. (Alien)

When I heard Jimmy Saville was NOT able to offend more children.

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You just did and fucked up the quotes, dickhead...

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