by Guest » Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:33 am
http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/08/15/ ... hern-rail/ nuclear holocaust resulting from a unilateral missile strike by the US on North Korea has been averted, at least temporarily, after the Pentagon selected Southern Rail to deliver the missiles.
The much criticised UK train operator was selected following an open tender despite doubts over its suitability, its patchy service record and no track record of delivering nuclear explosions except in their customers’ expectations.
Those fears were borne out earlier today when the company issued a statement announcing a delay to the planned missile delivery following unexpected problems.
“Missile delivery will be delayed by two days as staff try to recapture a stray Pokemon character that has wondered into the silo. Southern rail apologises for the delay and invites harbingers of Armageddon to use the alternative bus service provided.” The statement read.
http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/08/15/nuclear-holocaust-averted-southern-rail/
nuclear holocaust resulting from a unilateral missile strike by the US on North Korea has been averted, at least temporarily, after the Pentagon selected Southern Rail to deliver the missiles.
The much criticised UK train operator was selected following an open tender despite doubts over its suitability, its patchy service record and no track record of delivering nuclear explosions except in their customers’ expectations.
Those fears were borne out earlier today when the company issued a statement announcing a delay to the planned missile delivery following unexpected problems.
“Missile delivery will be delayed by two days as staff try to recapture a stray Pokemon character that has wondered into the silo. Southern rail apologises for the delay and invites harbingers of Armageddon to use the alternative bus service provided.” The statement read.
