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Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by LordRaven » Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:17 pm

Creamola Foam wrote:so did we agree that english girls are more likely to get std's than scottish ones ????


:yikes:

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Creamola Foam » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:38 am

so did we agree that english girls are more likely to get std's than scottish ones ????

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Vam » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:46 pm

Ninj wrote:FFS:

oh and thought it was your belly? :Claire:



Xtard:

you'd think after major surgery you would know where the surgeons were placing the *electric cables* was his surgeon Dr Frankenstein :shock:


Um ladies, this only kicked off because FFS took umbrage at what I posted in DL this morning. I guess everyone will be able to see why I posted there in the first place now.

It's none if your business but I've had my driveline fully debrided not once, but twice since it was first implanted. Most patients do, on account of infection, and those 2 procedures I mentioned, FFS? One of them is to have it done a third time on Tuesday.

Sorry, but you'll have to find someone new to fight with. Xtras has Fluffy, but I'm sure you'll find someone too, FFS.

Bye now!


Has this backstabbing scum been "whispering" again? Figures :roll: Why change the habit of a lifetime?

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Ninj » Sun Aug 02, 2015 3:50 pm

FFS:

oh and thought it was your belly? :Claire:



Xtard:

you'd think after major surgery you would know where the surgeons were placing the *electric cables* was his surgeon Dr Frankenstein :shock:


Um ladies, this only kicked off because FFS took umbrage at what I posted in DL this morning. I guess everyone will be able to see why I posted there in the first place now.

It's none if your business but I've had my driveline fully debrided not once, but twice since it was first implanted. Most patients do, on account of infection, and those 2 procedures I mentioned, FFS? One of them is to have it done a third time on Tuesday.

Sorry, but you'll have to find someone new to fight with. Xtras has Fluffy, but I'm sure you'll find someone too, FFS.

Bye now!

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Guest » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:40 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:I have to book a doctors appointment to go and have a foot test, it is something they do yearly for diabetics(along with a retinal test) but I am dreading going.
I just hate sitting amongst the professional sick who always seem to moan about how long they've been waiting and I suspect have merely convinced themselves that they are ill.



BIB

Maybe they are sitting there thinking the same about you. :smilin:

They only see me once a year so i doubt it :smilin:


If you only go once a year how come you know they are the professional sick then? :smilin: They too could be having their annual tests.

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by LordRaven » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:20 pm

Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:I have to book a doctors appointment to go and have a foot test, it is something they do yearly for diabetics(along with a retinal test) but I am dreading going.
I just hate sitting amongst the professional sick who always seem to moan about how long they've been waiting and I suspect have merely convinced themselves that they are ill.



BIB

Maybe they are sitting there thinking the same about you. :smilin:

They only see me once a year so i doubt it :smilin:

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Guest » Sun Aug 02, 2015 1:15 pm

LordRaven wrote:I have to book a doctors appointment to go and have a foot test, it is something they do yearly for diabetics(along with a retinal test) but I am dreading going.
I just hate sitting amongst the professional sick who always seem to moan about how long they've been waiting and I suspect have merely convinced themselves that they are ill.



BIB

Maybe they are sitting there thinking the same about you. :smilin:

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by LordRaven » Sun Aug 02, 2015 12:55 pm

I have to book a doctors appointment to go and have a foot test, it is something they do yearly for diabetics(along with a retinal test) but I am dreading going.
I just hate sitting amongst the professional sick who always seem to moan about how long they've been waiting and I suspect have merely convinced themselves that they are ill.

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Ninj » Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:23 am

Aw hun. Recharged batteries. They usually help.

(((((hug))))) :wubbers:

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Guest » Sun Aug 02, 2015 9:29 am

Ninj wrote:
Guest wrote:
Ninj wrote:
Vam wrote:Shame it all descended into a complete farce.


Oh I dunno. The cryptic look at me look at me new adventures of windy woman part wasn't all that bad.



Time for you to unplug yourself from the mains and go for a nice walk mate.


Took your advice. Back to tell you how invigorating it was.

Mind you, any half decent disgruntled guest will tell you that usually I only travel by invisible plane.

Lucky day for you!

:gigglesnshit:



Whatever helps you get through the day (((((((Ninj)))))).

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Ninj » Sun Aug 02, 2015 12:51 am

Guest wrote:
Ninj wrote:
Vam wrote:Shame it all descended into a complete farce.


Oh I dunno. The cryptic look at me look at me new adventures of windy woman part wasn't all that bad.



Time for you to unplug yourself from the mains and go for a nice walk mate.


Took your advice. Back to tell you how invigorating it was.

Mind you, any half decent disgruntled guest will tell you that usually I only travel by invisible plane.

Lucky day for you!

:gigglesnshit:

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 01, 2015 6:04 pm

Ninj wrote:
Vam wrote:Shame it all descended into a complete farce.


Oh I dunno. The cryptic look at me look at me new adventures of windy woman part wasn't all that bad.



Time for you to unplug yourself from the mains and go for a nice walk mate.

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Ninj » Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:01 pm

Vam wrote:Shame it all descended into a complete farce.


Oh I dunno. The cryptic look at me look at me new adventures of windy woman part wasn't all that bad.

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Vam » Sat Aug 01, 2015 8:31 am

Guest wrote:I know, this is what drinking in the afternoon results in. :ooer:


Maybe so. But TJ's intermittent shit-stirring in this thread didn't help either! :gigglesnshit:

Shame it all descended into a complete farce. The thread could have been a good laugh otherwise.

Re: National Hypochondriacs

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 01, 2015 5:34 am

guest wrote:
Poca wrote:You're just being pedantic now Dimps..... it's widely known what reasons are best given to blag GPs for a sick note!...... also, refusal to give sick notes not only disrupts doctor/patient relationships, but could potentially have legal ramifications as well for which most GP practices won't risk...... many people on incapacity benefits clearly don't deserve them..... but it's very easy to play the system and feign conditions for which there are no objective tests for either pain or psychiatric conditions!




Wow! Just :kinell:



I know, this is what drinking in the afternoon results in. :ooer:

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