Confucius did NOT say

Post a reply

Confirmation code
Enter the code exactly as it appears. All letters are case insensitive, there is no zero.
Smilies
:gigglesnshit: :eyebrow: :header: :woteva: :yikes: :smilin: :bawlin: :wubbers: :NAA: :canny: :trollface: :wurms: :doomed: :wubwub: :leer: :grrrrr: :more beer: :ooer: :whistle: :dafinger: :pukeup: :Hiya: :bored: :Wiiiine!: :choc: :flog: :twirl: :pmsl: :dunno: :pointlaugh: :cheers: :yess: :bum: :snooty: :thud: :shell: :shake head: :thumbsup: :hap: :hand: :shame: :popcorn: :monkey: :off head: :bell: :shoot: :mrgreen: :roll: :oops: :razz: :laughing: :cool: :kinell: :wink: :drool: :grub: :awesome: :slap: :again?: :burfday: :srs?:
View more smilies
BBCode is ON
[img] is ON
[flash] is OFF
[url] is ON
Smilies are ON
Topic review
   

Expand view Topic review: Confucius did NOT say

Re: Confucius did NOT say

Post by trini » Sat May 19, 2012 4:43 am

Guest wrote:Never quote Freud to a man eating a pickle.


Law & Order
Executive A.D.A. Jack McCoy:
Never get Freudian with a man holding a pickle.

:pmsl:

Jack say. not Confucius. :mrgreen:

Re: Confucius did NOT say

Post by Guest » Sat May 19, 2012 12:50 am

Never quote Freud to a man eating a pickle.

Re: Confucius did NOT say

Post by 3rdLeg » Thu May 17, 2012 8:47 pm

Mark wrote:man with hole in pocket............feel Cocky all day.

:hand:


:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Re: Confucius did NOT say

Post by Cactus Jack » Thu May 17, 2012 1:50 pm

Mark wrote:man with hole in pocket............feel Cocky all day.

Man with two holes in pocket doesn't feel too cocky.

Re: Confucius did NOT say

Post by Mark » Thu May 17, 2012 11:10 am

man with hole in pocket............feel Cocky all day.

Re: Confucius did NOT say

Post by Trapper John » Thu May 17, 2012 11:10 am

Raggamuffin wrote:I took the one about the garden literally - having no garden does indeed make one forlorn. :laughing:

Lawnless you mean?

Re: Confucius did NOT say

Post by Raggamuffin » Thu May 17, 2012 10:36 am

I took the one about the garden literally - having no garden does indeed make one forlorn. :laughing:

Re: Confucius did NOT say

Post by Text » Thu May 17, 2012 10:33 am

3rdLeg wrote:Man with no garden often looks forlorn!
Bird with no beak was born to succeed!
Man, who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Men who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glasshouse should change clothes in basement.
Men who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAYS…

A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood

:hand: :thumbsup: :pmsl: :more beer:


:gigglesnshit: :pmsl:

Confucius did NOT say

Post by 3rdLeg » Wed May 16, 2012 7:12 pm

Man with no garden often looks forlorn!
Bird with no beak was born to succeed!
Man, who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Men who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glasshouse should change clothes in basement.
Men who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS SAYS…

A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood

:hand: :thumbsup: :pmsl: :more beer:

Top